Jo-Bob is a tree

He has a goatee

Since he is a tree he is hassle-free

His branches are so free with the birds and the bees

Sometimes the pollen makes him sneeze

With his sneeze comes a big breeze

I think he has a very bad disease

Because of this disease he has been throwing up cheese

I hope it is not the Fleas

But if he does it doesn’t matter because Jo-Bob is tree who means so much to me!